Ummm.... WTF

I am a little baffled and dumb founded right now with all the ridiculousness that just took place in my work environment.

Doc apparently said something to T.P. Assistant... she went off cussing and yelling at the top of her lungs... in front of patients.... yelled that she quit... put some few choice words inbetween that and storming out of the office.

I am TOTALLY embarrassed by these actions...

1.) That two patients had to hear this take place...

and

2.) Because I work with such un-classy people in a so called "professional" dental office.

I HEART him..

"Just wanted to let you know that they ran out of dumbbells that I can use in the gym. They don’t have any heavy enough, they only go up to 115 pounds and I’m to jacked to use those now. Just wanted you to know that."



This is the first part of an email Chris sent me today. I about pee'ed my pants! This is why I love him (I can say that now since I have written confirmation) whenever I am having a crappolla of a day.. I can always count on him to say something ridiculous to make me laugh.

Later down in the email... he mentioned he needed some more wife beaters... but he would prefer to have black and gray ones.

I asked what happened to all the white wife beaters I bought him before he left... which in turn I get this back...

"Cause I said I need them. I'm getting to jacked for my other ones. I'm going through them like crazy out here so the more the merrier. And because I want black and gray ones woman.. you don't get to ask questions."

Milestone...

I love getting surprises at work. It doesn't happen very often.. so needless to say I was elated when Chris sent me two dozen roses. And not only that... attached was the little paper card that ended with a LOVE!

Of course we both love each other.. we just don't say.. well we say it, when he is Mr. McDrunkerson, but we were both in the battle of not saying it first.. well I won that battle! He caved in... and even though he didn't say it verbally to me.. I have written confirmation. =)

Here is a picture of the Suez Canal Chris took the other day... even though they aren't allowed to say over email/phone calls where they are... our local paper decided to give out that information.
Which was nice.. because after France, I had no idea where they were headed.

Here is another picture of Chris and his good friend Doug. A.k.a Dougie Fresh. Chris doesn't look thrilled about getting his picture taken.

Well I am already on mental vacation.... two more days and I will be headed to Canada. And I CAN'T WAIT!

Hope everyone is having a great Monday!

~ciao bitches

...

This is where I will be spending the next 4 days starting tomorrow morning at 9 am. This 115 degree weather is bunk!

Two things....

I don't think the ladies should do. Not that I am above it.. because hell I know since Chris has been gone.. I've had to do it... and I can tell you now... I NO LIKEY!

Not only do I MISS Chris a TON, but I also miss him because he use to do these two things.....

#1. Taking out the Garbage! I hate this with a passion... you would think the guy roommate would take care of this issue.. considering most of it is his crap in it... but that definitely isn't the case. He barely takes the garbage out... or takes the big cans down to the curb for trash day.

#2. Mowing the Grass!

Seriously... I don't know how some people like doing this... especially during the hotter then Haiti days. My sister and I did this BIG chore on Saturday morning at like 8am and it was already nasty out.


Roommate #1 again is not motivated to do anything, but when I actually take the initiative to get it done the correct way (mowing.. weed eating... blowing) he gets a pissy attitude!?! Sunday he informed me that he was kinda pissed that my sister and I did the yard work because he came home Saturday afternoon (5:00pm) to cut the grass. I just simply told him... well my mom needed her lawn mower (he broke the one they had) back and I wasn't going to let it get up to my knees again before you got motivated to cut it. I can't wait for roommate #2 to get back in the area... he is more "this crap needs to get done..I need to go do it" kinda guy.

Thank goodness for my sister! She doesn't mind doing hard labor.... I mowed the front yard... while she did the back and weed eated everything.

So there it is.... two things I don't think ladies should do.

Agree or Disagree?

~ciao bitches

Is it bad that I am eating an Oatmeal Cream Pie at 10:30 in morning?

Hey, It's okay.......

I love GlamourMagazines page.. Hey, It's Okay!



Here are a few of my favorites....



~ ...To shout, "I am not!" when he claims you're hormonal.



~ ...To tell your family that you met your current boyfriend through mutual friends and leave out the fact that those friends were Bud and Weiser.



~ ...To begin thinking about lunch at 9:35 A.M



~....To push your sunglasses on top of your head and consider it a hairstyle



~ ....To ask everyone for their opinion, and then do the exact opposite.



~ ...To wonder if you can still be sexy in bed... with your socks on.



~ ...To think “I’m waaay prettier than her” when you see your boyfriend’s ex



~ ...De-tagging photos of yourself on Facebook that you look like crap in.



~ ...Laying around and accomplishing nothing on your day off.



~ ...Putting your hands in the air when Beyonce’s ‘Single Ladies’ comes on despite not being single.



~ ...To have a coffee-and-cupcake lunch. You'll get some greens in at dinner



~ ... To not be fun and personable until two cups of coffee.. not one... not one and a half.. TWO!



As the lovely Mrs. Geez Louise says *sweetbabyjesus* thank goodness it's THURSDAY! I can here to the pool calling my name already for tomorrow.... I plan on being a complete sloth and floating in my Dads pool allllllll...... day tomorrow.

My brain can't take hearing self centered people talk about themselves or there family anymore this week.

Happy Fathers Day too all the Dads out there.

~ciao bitches